Why a cafe makes a terrible first bike

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 06/27/2016 at 12:42 • Filed to: oppo

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I haven’t written a restaurant post in a while. So, sounds about right for me to write a post that is going to get flamed hard spark good discussion eh?

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So, first off. What IS a cafe. Let go why my definition, shall we?

A café is a light-weight, lightly-powered building optimized for speed and coffee rather than endless breadsticks — and optimized for quick rides over venti distances. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! With bodywork and control layout recalling early 1960's !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! aris (a complete shitthole), cafés are noted for their low slung racing cups, prominent seat cowling and elongated coffee makers, often with indentations to allow the rider’s knees to grip the straw

So, in a nutshell, they are buildings made to race coffee.

Rico > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/27/2016 at 12:55

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Hey I ate at that cafe when I was in Paris!

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 06/27/2016 at 12:57

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Coffee races are what happens when I drink coffee. I have to rave to the nearest restroom because coffee goes right through me.

I avoid coffee races at all cost.

pjhusa > Rico 06/27/2016 at 12:59

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OMG SAME

they also had a cool MG parked outside

Rico > pjhusa 06/27/2016 at 13:04

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That’s an awesome car and coincidence! I need to make a short review of my time in Lebanon and Paris including some of the cars I saw.

pjhusa > Rico 06/27/2016 at 13:11

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That’d be great!

Still wish I visited this store though:

Rico > pjhusa 06/27/2016 at 13:31

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Whoa where was that?

pjhusa > Rico 06/27/2016 at 13:33

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Not sure, to be honest. Walked past it the day we arrived, wanted to visit the next day but forgot where it was!

Rico > pjhusa 06/27/2016 at 13:38

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Ahh that happened to me a few times, where I said I would come back the next day to check it out and either forgot where it was or completely forgot about it. So many amazing things to see and I only had a few days.

I did however meet up with a fellow Oppo member out there which was awesome to be halfway around the world sharing a meal and talking about cars with someone I only spoke with via Oppo. Kind of surreal.

pjhusa > Rico 06/27/2016 at 13:43

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Nice! Yeah, we only stayed for 5 days. So much to do even with such little time!